A girl with an internet connection.
heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

(Source: BBC, via imagineifthebands)

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54 minutes ago

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

(via impulsivegiraffe)

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55 minutes ago
KID :mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
MOM :that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
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1 hour ago

reichenbatchhero:

im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references

dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”

snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”

mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”

(via the-queen-of-feels)

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17 hours ago
Mom:' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me:I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
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1 day ago

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

(via youre-just-a-line-in-a-song)

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1 day ago
basemant:

if I don’t get this cake when I turn 23 then there will be no turning 23

basemant:

if I don’t get this cake when I turn 23 then there will be no turning 23

(Source: faith-theslayer, via queenimaginee)

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2 days ago
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